TRUMP CHALLENGES LEGALITY OF WW2 MEMORIAL

As the last week of Donald Trump’s presidency begins, White House sources are revealing that the president is to go out with a flourish of executive orders designed to appeal to his base. One of the more bizarre orders is to demolish the WW2 Memorial in Washington, D.C.

When Chief of Staff Mark Meadows pushed back, Trump insisted the American people could not have been aware that anti-fascists won the war, or they never would have approved the monument.

While running from an airport mob, Senator Josh Hawley was asked to comment. He replied that he had no clue what “WW” stood for. When pressed further, he proffered the suggestion, “White women?”

Upon leaving the federal courthouse in Dallas – where Ted Cruz was testifying against his father at a reopened inquest into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy – the Texas senator commented, “I vehemently disagree with the president on this matter, though I do understand his frustration.”

No word yet on what is to replace the monument, though some Republicans are suggesting a Donald J. Trump presidential library, which the whole world could enjoy on a Smithsonian Museums pass.

A surprising weigh-in followed from New York Democratic mayoral candidate, Andrew Yang, who labeled Trump’s latest proclamation as nothing but ‘babblegab’. “I’m concentrating on getting $1500 a month into the hands of any New Yorker who lives in a home with fewer than ten bedrooms and three nannies,” he said as he made himself a cappuccino from his third floor coffee bar. The espresso machine on the first floor was being delivered to a repair centre by the maid, who was driven there by Yang’s chauffeur.

(As imagined by DadHollywood.)