HOME TOGETHER XMAS 2023

I know we are all hoping for the same thing this Christmas Eve… that those deplorable parents from Home Alone and Home Alone 2 have finally completed their prison sentences for child abuse and neglect and – following many years of therapy – Kevin has forgiven them.

As for the two thieves, I hear tell that after serving 9 months for multiple burglaries and assaults, they turned over a new leaf and are now upstanding citizens serving on the boards of various fossil fuel companies.