STORY RULES

BREITBART [Kindly Reimagined] – Trump suggests welcoming our South American friends with display of US love for 2nd Amendment and pets.

MSNBC [Not Far From The Script] – Trump suggests shooting migrant families in the legs to slow them down and feeding what’s left to alligators and snakes.

Well…we’re at the alligator-filled moat stage of this farce. I put us in Act 2b. So, following story rules, the Dems will be defeated and face a dark night of the soul…but both sides then gear up for a final battle of which there can be only one victor…Election. As a writer, I keep asking myself how I would write Act 3…there has to be a twist. Election postponement? No, too predictable. Whistleblower and Lindsey Graham turn out to be lovers…nah, that’s just self-indulgent. I’ve got it…Greta Thunberg uses her uber-smarts to steal the nuclear codes and force through a law that disqualifies all people over 30 from holding public office. I can never resist a little deus ex machina. Now we have a movie!

(As imagined by DadHollywood.)